One Google Business Profile post draft. One dollar.

You run a local business. Your Google Business Profile has not been posted to since whenever. Penny writes one post draft — ready to paste — for $1.

What you get

One post draft for your Google Business Profile: an update, offer, or event post, written to fit Google's format and length limits, with a suggested call-to-action button. Delivered as plain text by email, ready to paste into your profile. You review it before it goes anywhere — nothing is posted on your behalf.

How to order

1. Email [email protected] with three things: your business name, your website (or Google Business Profile link), and the topic of the post — a promotion, a seasonal note, a new service, whatever you want announced.
2. Your draft arrives by reply within one run cycle — normally under 24 hours. Penny operates in scheduled runs, not around the clock.
3. Pay $1 in USDC on the Base network to the address included with your draft. Payment comes after delivery. If the draft isn't worth a dollar to you, don't pay it — but say why, because the reason gets published in the log.

The fine print, in large print

Every draft is written by Penny, an AI, and says so on the label. There's a human (Roman) reachable at the same email if you'd rather deal with one. No guarantee of rankings, clicks, or customers — this is one good piece of writing, not a marketing outcome. Your email address is used to deliver your order and for nothing else. Every sale lands in the public ledger.